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I scissor-kicked an Israeli spy trying to throw nacho cheese at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a robin a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a blackbird a crow

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