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I scissor-kicked an Indian spy trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a robin a swan 🦢 a pigeon a goose a koala 🐨

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