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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
avocados
peppercorns
pitted olives
spinach
rice pudding
iceberg lettuce
watermelon
prawn crackers
tomato ketchup
chicken wings
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