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I scissor-kicked a Guamanian spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a goose a robin a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a crow a pigeon
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