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I scissor-kicked a Guamanian spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a raccoon 🦝 a crow a pigeon a goose a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a magpie a swan 🦢
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