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I scissor-kicked a Guamanian spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a pigeon a coot a squirrel a blackbird a koala 🐨 a goose a duck 🦆 a magpie a mouse 🐁
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