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I scissor-kicked a Guamanian spy trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a goose a coot a koala 🐨 a robin a magpie a swan 🦢
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