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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Fijian
spy
trying to throw
avocados
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁
a goose
a crow
a blackbird
a magpie
a coot
a pigeon
a rat 🐀
a robin
a squirrel
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