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I scissor-kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a magpie a squirrel a pigeon a swan 🦢 a blackbird a robin

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