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I scissor-kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a blackbird a squirrel a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a robin a magpie a mouse 🐁 a goose a rat 🐀

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