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I scissor-kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a coot a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a goose a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a crow
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