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I scissor-kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

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a blackbird a coot a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a magpie a duck 🦆 a pigeon a rat 🐀

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