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I scissor-kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a robin a goose a magpie a blackbird a rat 🐀 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝

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