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I scissor-kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a coot a duck 🦆 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a goose a mouse 🐁

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