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I scissor-kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw chilli peppers at …

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a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a goose a rat 🐀 a coot a robin a pigeon a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝

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