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I scissor-kicked an Ecuadorean spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a coot a koala 🐨 a squirrel a blackbird a pigeon a crow a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝

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