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I scissor-kicked an Ecuadorean spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a crow a blackbird a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a coot a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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