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I scissor-kicked an Ecuadorean spy trying to throw bread at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a crow a koala 🐨 a squirrel a swan 🦢

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