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I scissor-kicked a Citizen of the Dominican Republic spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a crow a magpie a swan 🦢 a coot a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a goose
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