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I scissor-kicked a Citizen of the Dominican Republic spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a coot a robin a squirrel a magpie a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a crow a blackbird a goose
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