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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Cook Islander
spy
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
sunflower seeds
potatoes
rice pudding
hummus
tinned tuna
porridge
chicken nuggets
halloumi
pitted olives
prawn crackers
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