Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a Colombian spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a crow a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a blackbird a coot a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a squirrel

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.