Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a Chadian spy trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a robin a crow a squirrel a magpie a duck 🦆 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.