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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Cape Verdean
spy
trying to throw
spring rolls
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a coot
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a blackbird
a pigeon
a goose
a magpie
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