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I scissor-kicked a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a magpie a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a coot a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a goose

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