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I scissor-kicked a Cameroonian spy trying to throw chocolate chips at …

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a robin a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a magpie a coot a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝

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