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I scissor-kicked a Burundian spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a blackbird a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel a swan 🦢 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝

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