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I scissor-kicked a Burundian spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a goose a pigeon a rat 🐀 a crow a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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