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I scissor-kicked a Burundian spy trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a magpie a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a coot a robin a crow a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁

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