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I scissor-kicked a Bulgarian spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a coot a squirrel a magpie a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆

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