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I scissor-kicked a British Virgin Islander spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a squirrel a rat 🐀 a magpie a duck 🦆 a crow a robin a koala 🐨
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