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I scissor-kicked a British Virgin Islander spy trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a goose a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a coot a magpie a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a crow

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