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I scissor-kicked a Brazilian spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a coot a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a robin a squirrel a swan 🦢

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