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I scissor-kicked a Zimbabwean spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a squirrel a duck 🦆 a robin a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢

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