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I scissor-kicked a Zimbabwean spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a magpie a swan 🦢 a robin a coot a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a goose

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