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I scissor-kicked a Zimbabwean spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

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a rat 🐀 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a goose a duck 🦆 a coot

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