Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a Welsh spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a goose a robin a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.