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I scissor-kicked a Welsh spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a goose a swan 🦢 a crow a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a pigeon

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