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I scissor-kicked a Bhutanese spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a squirrel a robin a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a coot a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird

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