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I scissor-kicked a Vincentian spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a magpie a coot a pigeon a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird

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