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I scissor-kicked a Vincentian spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a magpie a goose a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀

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