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I scissor-kicked a Vincentian spy trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a crow a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a pigeon a magpie a mouse 🐁

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