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I scissor-kicked an Ukrainian spy trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a magpie a squirrel a crow a mouse 🐁 a coot a goose a koala 🐨

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