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I scissor-kicked a Turkish spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a goose a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a pigeon a rat 🐀 a crow

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