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I scissor-kicked a Turkish spy trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a goose a crow a duck 🦆 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon

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