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I scissor-kicked a Tunisian spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a robin a swan 🦢 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon

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