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I scissor-kicked a Tunisian spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a magpie a blackbird a duck 🦆 a robin a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel a mouse 🐁

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