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I scissor-kicked a Tongan spy trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a crow a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a robin a swan 🦢 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a goose a pigeon
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