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I scissor-kicked a Tongan spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a goose a koala 🐨 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a magpie a squirrel

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