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I scissor-kicked a Tongan spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird a robin a crow a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀

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